Unlikely Singularities

Unlikely Singularities is a transformative work set in the Marvel: Avengers universe.  Supplemental materials and artwork for Unlikely Singularities can be found here.

Prologue. Stage Right: When the World is One

Chapter 1. Stage Right: A Shadow’s Shadow

Chapter 2. Hold Me Closer, Kevin Bacon: Shaken, Not Stirred

Chapter 3. Hold Me Closer, Kevin Bacon: We Don’t Need No Water

Chapter 4. Hold Me Closer, Kevin Bacon: Fun and Games

Chapter 5. Hold Me Closer, Kevin Bacon: On the Rocks

Chapter 6. Hold Me Closer, Kevin Bacon: Let the Mother Burn

Chapter 7. Hold Me Closer, Kevin Bacon: Another Round

Chapter 8. Hold Me Closer, Kevin Bacon: Until Someone Loses an Eye

Chapter 9. Stage Right: Sent For or No

Chapter 10. Stage Left: Running Through the Forest

Chapter 11. Stage Left: Jumping Fences, Dodging Trees

Chapter 12. Stage Left: Trying to Get Away

Chapter 13. Stage Left: Golly What a Day

Chapter 14. Joe Louis: Yeah I’m Scared

Chapter 15. Don’t Eat the Worm: The Secret

Chapter 16. Don’t Eat the Worm: The Fumes of Bad Decisions

Chapter 17. Don’t Eat the Worm: Voted Most Likely to Be Culpable in an Arson

Chapter 18. Joe Louis: Scared I’ll Kill Schmeling

Chapter 19. Stage Right: Pink Slip

Chapter 20. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Chapter 21. Miss Jackson, I Presume?

Chapter 22. Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time

Chapter 23. Build God, Then We’ll Talk

Chapter 24. Stage Right: A Sterile Promontory

Chapter 25. These Gifts

Chapter 26. A Diamond in the Cabbage Patch

Chapter 27. Which We Are About to Receive 

Chapter 28. In His Name

Chapter 29. Inlaws v. Outlaws: One Nickle

Chapter 30. Inlaws v. Outlaws: Bounty

Chapter 31. Inlaws v. Outlaws: Around the Water Cooler

Chapter 32. The Ring: Maple League Rules

Chapter 33. The Ring: Sleight of Mouth

Chapter 34. The Ring: #sorrynotsorrybutreallysosorry

Chapter 35. The Ring: Tomato Can Fight

Chapter 36. The Ring: The ‘Ol Rope a Dope

Chapter 37. The Ring: Counterpunch

Chapter 38. The Ring: Pound for Pound

Chapter 39. The Ring: Bonus Round

Chapter 40. Kiss It

Chapter 41. Raise Hell

Chapter 42. Missile

Chapter 43. Stage Right: A Face Without A Heart

Chapter 44. Panic!At the Disco

Chapter 45. The Mechanic, or Ten Pounds of Crazy in a Five Pound Sack

Chapter 46. All I Want for Christmas: Wicked Ones

Chapter 47. All I Want for Christmas: Gun in My Hand

Chapter 48. All I Want for Christmas: Whiskey Fever

Chapter 49. All I Want for Christmas: Interlude in D

Chapter 50. All I Want for Christmas: Cue the Organist

Chapter 51. All I want for Christmas: Shelter

Chapter 52. Auld Lang Syne

Chapter 53. Resuscitation: Justice

Chapter 54. Resuscitation: Parlay

Chapter 55. Resuscitation: Amends

Chapter 56. Lee versus Li: First Things First

Chapter 57. Lee versus Li: Jeet Kune Do

Chapter 58. Lee versus Li: Second Things Second

Chapter 59. Lee versus Li: Fist of Legend

Chapter 60. Lee versus Li: The Last Word

Chapter 61. Lee versus Li: Black and White, Surround Sound, and High Definition

Chapter 62. We’ve Been Jammed

Chapter 63. Contigency

Chapter 64. Only One Man Would Dare Give Me the Raspberry

Chapter 65. Lonestar!

Chapter 66. How Many Assholes Are On This Ship?

Chapter 67. I Always Drink Coffee While I Watch Radar

Chapter 68. Nobody Likes a Twisted Schwartz

Chapter 69. They’ve Gone to Plaid

Chapter 70. The Easy Way

Chapter 71. A Case of the Mondays

Chapter 72. Hump Day

Chapter 73. Other Duties, As Assigned

Chapter 74. A Magic Number

Chapter 75. Weak End

Chapter 76. Saturday Night Fever

Chapter 77. Stage Right: ID Expired

Chapter 78. Reconstruction Sine Bellum

Chapter 79. This is How Childhood Neuroses Develop

Chapter 80. Five Cents

Chapter 81. Budget Week: Research Division

Chapter 82. Budget Week: Training and Recruitment Division

Chapter 83. Budget Week: Operations Division

Chapter 84. Budget Week: Development Division

Chapter 85. Budget Week: Security Division

Chapter 86. Budget Week: Tommy, et. al.

Chapter 87. Left to Our Own Devices: Cliques, Pricks, and Schticks

Chapter 88. Left to Our Own Devices: Pussy Educational Feature, Part I

Chapter 89. Left to Our Own Devices: Pussy Educational Feature, Part II

Chapter 90. Left to Our Own Devices: I Wasn’t Even There

Chapter 91. Left to Our Own Devices: Announcements

Chapter 92. Left to Our Own Devices: Taken to School

Chapter 93. What Kind of Magic Spell to Use

Chapter 94. Slime and Snails

Chapter 95. Puppy Dog Tails

Chapter 96. Stage Right: Product Loss Management

Chapter 97. Baby Said

Chapter 98. Faster, But With More Cleanup

Chapter 99. You Ever Light A Cobweb On Fire?

Chapter 100. This Is Your Brain


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